Chad : What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Anju : Um. Really? I don’t know.
Chad : Nacho Cheese!” *guffaws*
Anju : Ah! Of course.
Chad : There’s another! What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades?
Anju : *puzzled*
Chad : I’ve felt grater.
Obviously known for his immense love for cheese and everything that drips with and reeks of cheese, Chad The Cheeseman is quite a personality to reckon with. It is but hard to ignore his brand of humour that is, infact his superpower.
“I love Gouda movies! But the ones that are extra cheesy are Feta!” says a very gleeful Chad. “My ex-girlfriend secretly loves me in spite of her intense disdain for my cheesy pick-up lines. I miss her like a diabetic kid who misses his Halloween sweets. Actually more like Jerry the mouse who is deprived of his rightful cheese!”
Chad has no clue as to how he became superhero. However, it’s only when he got admitted in the hospital for experiencing nasty cheese withdrawal symptoms, that he realised he was a superhero(one that could be hospitalized too, yes).
Blessed with the power to lighten up a gloomy atmosphere and aggravate a light atmosphere with his jokes, Chad admits that his strength lies in cheese that gives him the stamina to dish out relentless and persistent puns at any hour of the day, even whilst in deep slumber.
However great these facts may sound, Chad sadly claims that no one takes him seriously. “I’m the funny neighborhood Cheeseman who distributes delicious cheddar regularly. Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone, ” he says heavily. “No one’s to blame, no one.”
How about some more cheese, Chad?
“Before I go, you must know that cheese might make me sane! But you, my girl drive me crackers!”
P.S : “In a good way!”